Monday morning we left our hotel room, and we went to WAPA (Water and Power Authority) near Sunny Isles which is in mid-island. We signed our names and waited to be called into customer service to try and get the power turned on in our home to make it livable. Unfortunately, we didn't have all of the information that we needed on hand because we didn't know we needed it (i.e. the name of the previous occupant, and etc.) thanks to the combined miracle of IPhones and a kind WAPA employee (apparently this is incredibly rare) we were able to get everything set up. Unfortunately ... this employee was the same who informed us that our power would not be turned on for three to five business days. So no more hotel ... and no power in our home.
There was hope though because everyone (who didn't work at WAPA) swore up and down that we would have power by the end of that day (because they know someone, who knows someone, who knows someone who owes them a favor). Late Monday afternoon lazily rolled around though as the other two girls and I sat in sweat saturated clothes when we came to the reality that we weren't getting power that day, and were going to have to stay the night in the house. Another round of encouragement and assurances that a WAPA member would be by the next morning came from those around us, most emphatically from our 70 something "Cruza-rican" property manager.
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Apparently, others have been frustrated with WAPA too.
Poor WAPA, always gettin' a bad rap ... |
Thankfully we still had running water ... or at least we thought we did until I noticed that we were getting less and less water flow from the faucet. The day before, we had been told that we have a cistern in our house, and that we need to check the water level frequently to make sure that we don't burn out the pump when it gets too low. To do this, you have to go to our living room, beside our kitchen counter, and unscrew a metal cap that protrudes from the tile, and looks awfully misplaced. The cap reveals a dark metal hole that is then used to insert a long wooden stick (maybe 10 feet), the water level on the stick reveals the water level in the cistern. It's like checking the oil in a car, only its the house. So one of my roommates checked the water level, and it was fine. Unfortunately, this wasn't exactly good news. This meant that the water was being pumped to the house with an electric powered pump ... and this meant that we didn't have running water either.
So there we stood, with sweat rolling down our faces our arms and our legs. Once bright eyed Americorps volunteers, too hot to even move an inch (moving caused even more sweating). But, help arrived in a red jeep as Judy got out of her car and suggested getting the top off of our cistern so that we would at least have access to the water to take showers and flush toilets. This is easier said than done, as the 'lid' to the cistern is a block of concrete and tile. Thankfully we were able to enlist the help of some neighbors, two teenage boys (one of whom was shooting birds with a Bebe gun for no real reason) and an old 'Cruza-rican' with a prison tattoo who didn't say a single word any of us could understand. With their help, the lighting of prayer candles to hope they didn't crack the tile, and a crow bar, up came the lid!
So now we have no electricity, no running water, and a big hole in our living room filled with water. But we were still happy to call it an adventure! Judy left, and it was dark by 7 pm. We sat at our dining room table though and played BS (bullsh*t to those not in the know) by candlelight and ate our dinner. My dinner consisted of local bread and Jamaican cheese. For those interested in what Jamaican cheese may taste like, imagine the love child of American slice cheese and Velveeta cheese ... an unfortunate purchase from our local Arabian grocer (who already knows us, and waves when we come in). But it was a marvelous night ... it ended early in reality, but felt so late because it had been dark for quite a while.
My room faces the front of the house and as I began to drift off to sleep I heard a tap at a door. I froze. We didn't know anyone yet, not really, and it was around 10 pm. I grabbed a roommate and finally braved the front door, and found no one there. Heart pounding, in a new area where stare, honk and yell lewd comments as we walk around town ... I laid awake becoming more and more aware of my windows ... and their lack of proper window treatments.
A little while later as things began to settle down I heard crunching on the rocks outside, and I saw a man walk right in front of my window, and then a women walk in front, turn, and walk again trying to look inside ... right where I was laying on my bed drenched in sweat and momentarily frozen with fear. I got up and grabbed the bat (a gift left by a former occupant) and walked towards the door (bat in hand), another roommate joined me having seen the people through my window from her room (our doors were open). But when we opened the door, it was Judy checking on us, having driven all the way from the other side of the island, just to make sure that we were okay, and her son, who is a cop (and really good looking). They thought we might be asleep, and didn't want to wake us, just check on us, and her son was 'checking the perimiter' around our house and gave the 'all clear'.
I went back to bed, hearing every little crunch, and staring at my window expecting another face to appear any moment. After an hour, I had had enough. I grabbed my flashlight, and I grabbed my pillow (wet with sweat) ran upstairs to the master bedroom and locked the dead bolt to the room (I have no idea why the master bedroom has a dead bolt). I finally fell asleep ... but an hour or two later woke up to start as I heard a bang. then a thud, then one of my roommates yell, "Where's MOLLY?!" Feet rushing up the stairs trying to open the door, and then feet rushing back down again. I went to the door worried that my worst fears had been realized and that we were being attacked by some dangerous Cruzan. I croaked out my roommates name from the top of the stairs, asking if things were all right, in a little bit she appeared at the top of the stairs at the master bedroom with pillow in hand.
"I was sleeping and I felt something on me, and when I looked at it, it was a centipede, so I threw it and now I can't find it, and I can't sleep in my room." For those of you thinking that's pretty wussy, just keep in mind, the centipedes here are long and fat and gross and bite. And apparently their bite hurts so much that even locals are afraid of them (which I feel, certainly validates our fears). So the two of us tried to sleep upstairs hot, sweaty, and terrified of bogeymen and creepy crawlies. It wasn't that great of a night. We awoke, having saturated the towels we were sleeping on (the three of us drank about three gallons of water in one night ... and none of us peed once).
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while I have seen them this big here on the island,
hers wasn't quite this big ... but still ... gross. |
The next morning we slept in ... no longer afraid of crazed Cruzans running into our house, and surviving perhaps on some unconscious belief that creepy crawlies go to bed during the day. We awoke though, excited at the highly anticipated arrival of WAPA to turn on our electricity. And we waited, and waited, and waited. Our property manager came to our house and honked the horn of her car to get us to come out.
She yelled something none of us could understand. And we stared blankly back at her as we tried to work it out. She got frustrated, and our spunky 70 something Cruza-rican property manager began yelling at us and shaking her arms, saying something about 'current' (we now know that the common words for electricity are "lights"/"current" I hope I get the hang of the dialect sooner rather than later). Finally, after a moment or two we realized that she was asking if our electricity had been turned on. We told her no, and she left ready to go murder someone with WAPA. (We LOVE our property manager, she is all heart and all spunk and fiestiness, she always seems to be looking out for us).
At one point during the day I was getting something from my room (we tried to limit activity ... it produced even more excessive sweat) and I saw a car pull up with a WAPA sticker. I started screaming, and one of my roommates heard the car too, and we opened the door just as we saw the WAPA car turn and begin to drive away. My roommate ran out and chased after the car waving her hands ... but to no avail. Words I don't think can adequately describe the depth of our crushed hopes in that moment as we returned to our house, sweat rags in hand as we continued to wipe our foreheads, like windshield wipers for a car during a monsoon storm.
The day progressed slowly and the only respite was lunch at Polly's at the Pier where we were allowed to charge cell phones and laptops for free (tourists are charged five dollars an hour, to be given the 'resident' discount made us proud), all while gorging on their incredibly AMAZING salads, and freely enjoying the wi-fi and ice water. This lovely stint however was followed by a 40 minute hike back home, in the sun, in the humidity, with horn honks and cat calls constantly following us, one of my poor roommates in particular (just as an aside, I have learned, that that is just part of island life, the men like to 'appreciate' beauty and tell you that they appreciate it, and while annoying, is also harmless).
Finally though, a miracle, Tuesday evening around 6:30, our power was turned on (finally that friend of a friend of a friend pulled through). The man laughed as I told him how thankful we were for him coming out after work (to do something that took about five seconds, 3-5 business days on a small island, with a small population, really WAPA?)
So finally here I am, still a little afraid of the bogeymen and creepy crawlies (but increasingly not), on my lap top enjoying the high life under a ceiling fan (we don't have AC or swamp coolers, just the fans) and the ability to take my shower not from the bucket with a only a flashlight to illuminate the experience.
Lessons learned: knowing people, helps gets things done here on the island. Polly's at the Pier is INCREDIBLE. And the reason why people move so slow on islands is because it is SO DANG HOT. The more you move the more you sweat, the more you sweat the more likely you are to murder someone in a fit of brain fever. Also, spend a few days in a hot house, and it cures any need for AC, today we were in a taxi and then a store that had AC, and all three of us found ourselves shivering.
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| Oh, this place is GREAT! |